Ah munnah eat choo!

Name: Jeff
Interests: Cars, Technology, Food
Vehicle: '92 Galant VR4 Badge# 313
And taken by the most loveliest girl in the world :)

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pitchblackloner:

theclearlydope:

Thanks to some asshole I had to explain to my kid about the birds and the bees in a Cosco. 

HAHAHA
tush:

My wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem.
taengthehero:

iback58:

Nothing makes me feel better about myself than watching people on infomercials





They can’t even eat or drink food right





If I ever see anyone eat a hot dog like that
taengthehero:

The water bottle sold me. Very nice touch.

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jpeaches17:

“Makin’ my way downtown…”
mau5-and-miata:

Do want.
ispycleanimports:

jamandbees:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

abhortion:

atheistrose:

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

So awkward.
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past some leaves and like…i’m not a tree so…yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past Chinatown and like….I’m not Chinese so…. yea

pachoulifish:

to-fade-into-the-night:

smoshlikeslunch:

xellphy:

manticore-monster:

everyonelovesrobots:

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Lord help me

omfg

i’m dying

I SCROLLED WITH THE AUDIO POST AND OH MY GOD SOMEONE SEND HELP

hoLY CRAP

Omfg

i laughed way harder than i probably should have

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